Returning to my hometown after being away 35 years, brought
advantages and challenges as does any major life change. It wasn’t long before
the City stuck it to me by sending a Jury Duty notice. Staring at the notice, I
was instantly bent out of shape and muttered to myself, “Oh, for Pete’s sake!
Jury Duty is one of the biggest drags on God’s green earth. What if it turns
out to be some murder trial and I’m out of work for that time? How will I pay
my bills? What if the murderer gets free and then recognizes me on the street?
Nothing good ever comes out of Jury Duty!”
The morning of Jury Duty, I filled my earth bag with
books, a note pad and a pen to pass the wasting of my time. About 45 minutes
into the dry session of reading and waiting for nothing, a woman from the
courtroom stood in front of the room to announce our appointment was cancelled.
She thanked the attendees for their time and said, “The honorable Derrick Allen
Roberts will speak to you now and then you’ll be dismissed.” I couldn’t be
bothered lifting my head or eyes from my book ~ not even for the honorable
judge. “Who cares? Just let me outa here. Blah, blah, blah.”
Out of my peripheral, I could see a man step to the
front of the room. He began speaking and relayed to the group the case of the man
in his courtroom instantly pleaded guilty. Honorable Roberts said video
evidence proved the man was guilty and the case was closed. My action-packed mind
interrupted the Judge’s carefully-selected words to prove the video footage
revealed as plain as the nose on the bad guy’s face he did, in fact, bop a woman
over the head and beat the stuffing out of her in the parking lot at Wal-Mart. The
video footage forced the perp to instantly plead guilty and change his plea of,
“No way, man. That wasn’t me and you
can’t prove it!” to, “Oh, holy crud. Busted.”
Fascinated by the Columbo-style whodunit images
swirling around my head, somehow I felt an internal nudge telling me the
Judge’s voice sounded slightly familiar. I looked up from the pile of reading
material on my lap to observe the honorable Judge Derrick Roberts. No bells or
whistles went off therefore, I began putting my belongings back into my earth
bag. I thought about his name and said, “Oh, wow. I knew a Derrick Roberts in
high school. Nah. Can’t be. I’m out of here.”
Another internal nudge told me to ask the lady at the
front of the room whether Derrick Roberts was from here and she confirmed he
was. I asked whether he attended the local high school and she again confirmed
my question. It was then I knew this was my first date, from 40 years ago. I
asked the woman to call Derrick and tell him Debbie Patterson would like to see
him, please.
She looked at me as if I’d just requested a million
dollars from her personal bank account so I could go clothes shopping. Looking
at me with distain she said in a drone voice, “No one, and I mean no one, sees
the Judge.” I dashed into the hallway and found a police officer standing guard
and urgently made the same inquiry. He looked down his nose and said, “Lady, no
one sees the Judge.” I raced back into the Jury Duty room and made my request
of the same woman clicking away at her computer keys and said with a bit of a
tone, “I assure you, when you tell the Judge Debbie Patterson is here, he’ll
see me.” Letting out an aggravated breath, she picked up her phone and said,
“I’m so very sorry to disturb you, Sir, however, Debbie Patterson is here and she’s
insistent you’ll see her”, all the while giving me the look of, “See, I told
you so. Now stop bothering me.” Instantly, she straightened herself and
sheepishly said into the phone, “Oh? Yes, sir. I’ll bring her up immediately.”
My new BFF told me to follow her and joyfully asked
all sorts of questions about my life and how I could possibly know the Judge. I
relayed the years we attended school together and what an outstanding student
he was. My new best friend couldn’t believe the Judge was ever a teenager!
We walked the
hallways of the court house side by side. We laughed, exchanged recipes and
even showed each other photos of our children. She’d wave her hand in front of
a camera and the doors would magically open. She entered a hundred numbers into
a keypad and then these doors would open. Once at the top of the building, she
turned to me and whispered, “From here, we must remain silent and keep your
hands to your sides.” These instructions scared me out of my wits.
Finally, my BFF entered numbers into the keypad on a
large door and it flew open. There, before my eyes stood Derrick Roberts, the
boy with whom I went on my first date. Within seconds, 40 years of my life
vanished. The honorable Judge Roberts came from around his desk and we hugged
while BFF froze in disbelief. She graciously departed without a word, leaving
Derrick and me to reminisce for an hour and a half. The entire time Derrick and
I were exchanging the events in our lives the past four decades, I secretly
wondered whether he remembered our date ~ and hoped he didn’t.
In my mind’s eye, I went back nearly 40 years to my
date night with Derrick when we were only 16 years old. My curfew was 10pm and I assured my parents I’d be home after the
movie. I’d told my multitude of friends I had a date and said to meet us at the
Cascade Theater because I was terrified of my first dating experience. I told my
friends to act surprised when they saw Derrick and me walk in. Dutifully, they pretended
they just happened to be at the same movie, on the same night, at the same time
and seated in the same row.
Derrick was the perfect gentleman, letting me walk
into the row first so I could sit next to my friends. We all knew one another
from school therefore, this eased a bit of the awkwardness I felt. After the
movie, Derrick drove me home and on the way, my stomach went into a knot as I
anticipated the much-dreaded good-night kiss my giggling friends warned me
about.
Standing on the stair of my parents’ front porch, I
thanked Derrick for a nice time and began babbling like a brook to ease my
fear. Before I knew it, he leaned in for the much-thought-about kiss and in a
flash, I put my chin to my chest. His gentle kiss missed my lips and landed in
the middle of my forehead. Horrified, I said my mother was waiting up and I’d
better get inside. In Derrick’s absolute politeness, he smiled, shook my hand
and said good-bye.
It wasn’t until I was 18, I finally succumbed to a
kiss. My mother used to ask why I was so squirrelly and said I was like a
Mexican Jumping Bean. I had no answer. I’m hopeful I’ve finally grown up,
however, to this day when I think back to my first date, the Cascade Theater
packed with my friends and the attempt at my first kiss, I shake my head in
despair. Was I normal, not yet up to speed with the dating scene or what?
Synchronicity planted me in the honorable Derrick
Roberts’ courtroom, making me grateful for my Jury Duty notice. I sat comfortably
in the Judge’s chambers while visiting with Derrick and hopefully played a more
mature role. He showed me his long, black robes and even told me which one was
his favorite. Traveling back 40 years and then coming to my senses in the
present day, I believe I’ve come a long way, Baby. Do you and my late mother agree?
Derrick, you be the judge.
Photo courtesy of Ross, My Brother
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